It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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