i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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