Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
