He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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