rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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