is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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