Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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