Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i've created a new STD.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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