Is it because I queefed?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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