Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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