What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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