that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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