I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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