i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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