I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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