me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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