Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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