you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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