I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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