this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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