How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my being single is dangerous.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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