All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
