do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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