love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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