420 ftw
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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