She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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