its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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