what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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