What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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