apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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