Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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