So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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