Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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