I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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