3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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