that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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