Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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