I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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