i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I faked an abortion last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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