How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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