benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
