Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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