how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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