I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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