I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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