If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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