He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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