nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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