Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I see more hoeing in ur future
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