That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
then he tried to convert me to islam
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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