I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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