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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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(607): View more from New York

If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow

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(307): View more from Wyoming

How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?

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(806): View more from Texas

You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....

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(630): View more from Illinois

Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...

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Is this how the global financial crisis happened?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!

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